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One-shot - Noises

Title: Noises
Pairings: Ryo/Tegoshi
Word count: 589
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ryo loves Tegoshi, but has just one problem with him - the sounds he makes during sex.



Ryo loves Tegoshi. He loves him a lot. They've been going out for a few months now, and sex with Tegoshi is amazing - he looks gorgeous with tousled hair and flushed cheeks, he moves in just the right way, he knows exactly how Ryo likes to be touched, and his wanton panting is probably the hottest thing that Ryo has ever heard.

There's just one problem - the way Tegoshi moans when they're in bed.

Everything else is fine - everything else is so damn perfect that Ryo couldn't ask for better. It's just that every time he does something to Tegoshi that Tegoshi really likes, he makes noises like... well, they sound kind of like the parts he sings in Bambina.

And every time he does it... Ryo doesn't exactly go soft, because he's having sex with Tegoshi, and going soft during sex with Tegoshi is unimaginable. But it still makes him want to smash his head against the headboard because it's so damn weird, and that's really not conducive to good sex.

And so after one night, during which Ryo is really turned on and just needs to give it to Tegoshi hard, but is once again put through another rendition of, "Ooh, ooh, baby, baby, yeah," when Tegoshi really gets into it, Ryo decides they need to have a little heart-to-heart.

The next day he sits down on the couch, pulls Tegoshi into his lap, and gives him a kiss on the neck to relax him. Tegoshi snuggles closer; just like he always does, just as Ryo had predicted he would.
"Tego-nyan." Ryo says, "Can we talk about something?"
Tegoshi nods and smiles brightly. "Anything, Ryo-chan. What is it?"

Ryo smiles back at him, strokes his hair and gives him another kiss for good measure. "Baby, you know I love you a lot, right? I couldn't ask for a better boyfriend. And you're amazing in bed too."
Tegoshi cuddles closer, beaming. He likes it when Ryo-chan gives compliments, because he's usually too shy - too mean, Shige always corrects him, but Tegoshi thinks that Shige's the one who's being mean - to say them out loud.

"But, there's one problem." Ryo continues, and Tegoshi's brow creases a little bit.
"What is it, Ryo-chan?" He asks. He's not too worried about whatever it could be, but he'd prefer it if he could keep Ryo completely satisfied. Also, Tegoshi has a broad perfectionist streak, and hates others finding fault in him. It's probably because he's so self-centred.

"Um... well..." Ryo seems to be searching for a good way to phrase this. "You... do you know that you... sing... during sex?"
Tegoshi doesn't say anything for a while, but then he nods. At first Ryo thinks it's an involuntary spasm of the head or something - possibly because so he's stunned and so embarrassed by the question - but then Tegoshi adds, "Yes, I know. I do it on purpose".

Ryo stares, mouth slightly agape.
"You do it on... but why?"
Tegoshi smiles again, possibly even more brightly than before.
"Because, I like to practice singing whenever I can!" He says.
Ryo's lip twitches. "I see. So... what are the chances that you're going to keep doing it?"

Tegoshi ponders this for a while. "I guess I'll definitely keep doing it. It's really good practice for the sexy bits, right?"
Ryo chuckles and pats him on the head, then goes to make a phone call.

The next day, a box of ball gags is delivered to his apartment.

Comments

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
*stops for breath*
that was really funny xD
that last line, really really killed me xD xD
thanks for writing
<3 Thanks for always reading so fast!! :D
;D The last line is important, because now Ryo can have sex with Tegoshi without feeling like they're performing on stage. 8D
Thanks for reading and always commenting so quickly. <3
haha wow, I was quick xD
I guess you posted it up at the right time as I went through my friends page (^^U)
OMG i couldn't stop laughing! this is hilarious! and the ball gags, duh ryo, just tell tego u want to try kinky SM. LOL
XD Thank you!! Yeah, that'd be a good idea! Then it'd be easy to convince Tego to put the gags in. Ha ha ha...
But then he'd have to come up with a new plan to explain why he wanted to use them all the time.
LOL
last line is super win.

i can't think of anything else to say .__.
should i anticipate a sequel of some sort? :D
XD This was just something I wrote after listening to Bambina and thinking, "I hope Tegoshi doesn't sound like that in bed."
But if I get an idea for a sequel/someone gave me a good idea for a sequel, I'd write one. XD
OMG-THE ENDING LMAO!!! XD
um....what...shock!
That was great! :D
I wasn't expecting Tegoshi to sing, but I could so see that conversation happening, where he acts all innocent...and poor Ryo, lol:P
XD; Yeah, poor, poor Ryo. But hey, that's Tegoshi. He loves his singing. :)
And Ryo got his way in the end. ;D
XD!!! I love it!!!

It's SO FUN!!!!!
Poor Ryo. But nobody's perfect, right?
How Tesshi looks innocent, but he's really not XD!!
The End is too good!!!
:D Thank you!!
XD; Tegoshi was... weirdly more innocent in this than he usually is in my stories. <3 He was just harmlessly self-centered and didn't realize that his Bambina voice scared Ryo. XD;
evil ryo???
XD More like Ryo who wants to have sex with Tegoshi, without it feeling like he's singing Bambina to him.
I LOVED THIS!

Poor Ryo-chan. . . . and now, poor Tegoshi. XD

Thank you for sharing this!
Thanks!! :)
XD Yeah. Ryo-chan got his 'revenge' of sorts. ;)
Hehe, I'm happy to share. <3 Thank YOU for reading it!
LMAO. XD Very good. I enjoyed reading it. Like, a lot. XDDD!
OH TESHHI. LOLOLOL.
D'aww, thank you. :3
Glad you found it funny!! XD After all, Tegoshi is the harmlessly (?) self-centered one~
so hot and funny yoo XDD
XD Thank you!! <3 I'm glad you found it funny. :)
hahhhaha.... OMG! this is just solid funny...
er--- poor... both of them! hahahhahaha
this is a win fic!
XD I'm glad you think so.
:P You're the first one to say "Poor both of them" but I agree with you. XD;
Thanks!! :D
hahaha... hey! can i add u? i might be looking forward to ur future fics... hahaha
:D YES SURE!! Add away!
yay!!! thanks!
okie that was pure ryotego crack....!! or tego's at least.. XDDDD LOL. my goodness.. that's funny. WTH tego... singing in bed as a form of practice? gosh... ahehhe

i'm blushing when ryo said "Baby, you know I love you a lot, right? And you're amazing in bed too." ahehhe.. i can totally imagine him saying it with that poker face of his..

lovely!! thank you for sharing it~
:D I'm glad you thought it was funny!! XD
Hehe, yeah, Tegoshi is a strange kid, and he can't read the mood, and he is innocently selfish. <3 So he's a strange boy.

:) I can see Ryo saying it like that too. <3

I'm glad you liked it, by the way~
yes i love it.. ahehe XDD he is indeed a strange CUTE kid ne.. innocenly selfish like what you said..
LOL for ball gags!
XD; Yeah. They're the only cure for KY Tegoshi. n.n;

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